I've been gone for so long! (At least it felt like it.) But since last time I have eaten many things, so I have lots to talk about. The first thing I want to tell you about is some really cool salad dressing that I made. There are two ingredients; heavy cream and vinegar. In other words, curdledness. You are probably thinking "gross"!  (Although, if you are some sort of food adventurer, cottage cheese expert or food writer, you might have said "I'll give it a try", "Mmm hmm" or "I should write about that"  before you thought anything else. I thought "COOL", then "GROSS" then "BLOG."

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